So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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