remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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