he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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