Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
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My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
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I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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