Kareoke will never be a sober sport
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
Randomize
