Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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