Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
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just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
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I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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