I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
You ate ashes out of my bong
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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