we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
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My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
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I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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