just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
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You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
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I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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