Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Randomize
