If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
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For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
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Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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