Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
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the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
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Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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