everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
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He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
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They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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