I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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