Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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