There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I think your dad took our porno
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
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