so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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