We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
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The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
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He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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