To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
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She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
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i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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