The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
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We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
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Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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