Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Randomize
