By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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