do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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