He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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