i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
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woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
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that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
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