wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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