question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
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I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
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You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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