Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
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Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
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I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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