My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
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