so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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