I'm drive I can fine osifer
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
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I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
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best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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