I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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