If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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