I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
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THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
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My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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