U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
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Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
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Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
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