So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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