used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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