ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
high people should be assigned attendants
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)