I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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