Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
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Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
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So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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