I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
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The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
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looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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