my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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