Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I wish i was in the wii world.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
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