I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
He? As in you personified your dick?
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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