I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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