I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
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Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
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Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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