You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
its liver damage thursday
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