so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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