White coat. Heels.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
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hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
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At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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