i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
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she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
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I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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