My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
The beers last night were like the tears from god
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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