Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
he puts the penis in happiness.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
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My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
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The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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