did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
dude i'm inner monologue high
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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