Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
it was like his penis was on wheels.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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