so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
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I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Can I color on your dick again?
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
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I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
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