Midget sex pt 2 tonight
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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